Class Quotes
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"Tom, that was beautiful. Put your eyes away." -- Jeremy, I think "What's the worst that could happen? It's dry-erase." -- Meredith "[The present king of France] is just like Pegasus." -- Jeremy "One of you has to be Drugs." -- Jeremy "Calley should, because she smokes heroin." -- Miriam "Man, I got a nasty cow bite last night." -- Miriam "No, we can't have Kit. He eats babies." -- Meredith "Does anyone know what the Morning Star is?" -- Jeremy "It's like this big ball of gas that hurtles through the air." -- Trina "You don't like my rash?" -- Meredith "It's good, but it's not the essence of redness." -- Sam (Prince of Darkness) "These things don't exist. Redness, houseness, Meredith-having-her-hand-up-ness." -- Jeremy "Then it explodes." -- Tom "Like those turkeys!" -- Rachel "Why?" -- Rachel "That's a good question." -- Jeremy "Everything we've taught you is false! Muahahaha!" -- Ben "Ah, someone's still thinking. That makes up for the Gödel/turtle comment." -- Jeremy "See, even your pens don't wanna work!" -- Trina "No, only my pens. My students are eager to work!" -- Jeremy "Think inside the box!" -- Jeremy "Oh my god, Kit graduated twice!" -- Ben |