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Class Quotes
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"By the bulldozer of Logic!" -- Molly "After he gives them a fiery bath, he bulldozes them." -- Jeremy "Let's keep our sounds to the sounds of English." -- Jeremy "If you feel you should eat a baby, well, eat a baby." -- Meredith "What is the definition of 'God'?" -- Meredith "Oh God." -- Sam (Prince of Darkness) "So, we're in this community of sick squirrels. Sick as in diseased." -- Jeremy "Are you comparing us all to sick squirrels?" -- Rachel "You can resurrect him and kill him again." -- Tom "Doesn't that count as 'cruel and unusual'?" -- Kit "No, it counts as fun!" -- Jeremy "I don't have a jar of virtue. Or bees, but that's another matter." -- Kit "Assume Grandma!" -- Jeremy "Chaos, chaos, chaos! Let's avoid the chaos." -- Jeremy "Can we call you Mister Dictator?" -- Rachel "Sam equals Plato." -- Kit "Can we call you Sam-o?" -- Katherine "I feel mocked." -- Sam (Prince of Darkness) "A taboo is abstract!" -- Meredith "There are a thousand angels dancing on my stapler, and another two billion fighting them." -- Jeremy "Cheetos burn really slowly." -- Jeremy "And this little burn-minute ran all the way home." -- Ben "So Socrates says, 'What about Hitler?'" -- Jeremy "Beautiful things! CTY friends, money, Kit, family!" -- Jeremy "By Zeus, you've torpedo-fished me!" -- Entire class, all at once "Smell gives off an effluvium of smell which is fit for the nose." -- Jeremy "I love the Socratic Method. You ask people questions until they see how stupid they are." -- Sam (Prince of Darkness) "I'm tempted, Sam, but I'm afraid it would feed into the Socrates complex that's building." -- Jeremy "Any given piece of chocolate is not going to kill you." -- Jeremy "Unless you choke on it." -- Kit "Like a chocolate-covered pretzel." -- Rachel "Calley, have we responded to your heroin yet?" -- Jeremy "Her name is Tejal, the one with the cracks." -- Jeremy "Let's mess with John Madden a little." -- Jeremy "Oh shoot, we totally forgot to talk about the big book of green!" -- Jeremy "Trina, I am in a pit of big furry spiders, and you won't pick them off of me and eat them to save me?" -- Meredith "They need to smoke some heroin." -- Calley "Can we hear an argument for the 'con' side [of the Prisoner's Dilemma]." -- Ben |