Darwinist Philosophy
Speech given April 3, 228 A.D., to lower-class High Cees (reckless lifers
who accumulated multiple lives in short intervals) sympathetic to
Darwinism:
The Pride of Darwinism!
For that reason, the fish is holy; to us Darwinists, and soon, to the world. For all intents and purposes, this fish is the new Dolly. It is the new God. All hail the Mighty Fish!
My friends, we of Am have entered a Dark Age. I am most disenheartened and disspirited to hear these speaks coming from my own mouth, but they must be said. The rumors are indeed true, friends: humanity has gone haywire!
(Note to self: Pause here for dramatic effect: wait for oohs and ahhs to permeate the crowd. If oohs, ahhs not forthcoming, simplify language used above and repeat. Speak slower if necessary.)
The death of Nature's proven philosophy of natural selection, brings with it the destruction of the human race itself. Our job - nay, our life's work - is thus far more than an attempt to bring the evils of cloning to a cleat and final end.
We have a higher purpose, my friends.
Our actions and goals are more then those of the mere vulgar and uncleat clone dissenters.
We have a higher purpose!
Say it with me, friends: a higher purpose!
(Encourage decibel level to rise above maximum; repeat self for desired effect, as needed; then raise fist to the air, showing off aquiline profile and fierce determination)
That's right! We are not simple clone dissenters; anyone who calls us that is grossly mistaken.
But what are we then, you ask? What are we fighting for?
(Pause: make eye contact with crowd).
We, my friends, WE; are pro-humanity!
(Smile victoriously, teeth bared. Wait for deafening cheers to fall to a minimum before continuing.)
So what are we going to do to clear our world of cee-status and foolish deaths? I'll tell you what we're going to do! We shall...........