TNG Quotes: Out of this World!

"Let's make sure that history never forgets the name...Enterprise."
-- Captain Picard (Yesterday's Enterprise)

Of TNG, DS9 and Voyager, it is The Next Generation which has captured my heart and my loyalty the most. Here are some of my favorite Next Generation quotes. They've made me cry. They've made me grin. They've made me roll on the floor with hysterical laughter. Enjoy!

  • "It never happened." - Yar to Data (The Naked Now)

  • "Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure." -Data

  • "Masculine and feminine. I understand." -Nagillum

  • "If you prick me, do I not...leak?" -Data (The Naked Now)

  • "If there's nothing wrong with me...maybe there's something wrong with the universe!" -Dr. Crusher (Remember Me)

  • "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise." -Commander Riker (Contagion )

  • [K'Ehleyr breaks a glass table as Deanna Troi walks into her quarters.]

  • "I am NOT a merry man!" -Worf (Qpid)

  • [Geordi is trying to play a lute - Worf grabs it, smashes it against a tree, and promptly hands it back]

  • "Spot. This is down. Down is good" -Data (Force of Nature)

  • "You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -Data

  • "But I have no sexual desire." -Data

  • "Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically-correct android running around without any clothes on." -Juliana Soong (Inheritance)

  • "Captain, we're receiving two hundred and eighty-five thousand hails" -Wesley Crusher (Parallels)

  • "He got turned into a spider and now he has a disease named after him" - Dr. Crusher

  • "You're dead, this is the afterlife - and I'm God" -Q to Picard (Tapestry)

  • "Well, he did make a pass at me... and it was a good one!" -Troi to Riker, about Barclay (The Nth Degree)

  • "Who knows if we're even dead or alive?" -LaForge (Yesterday's Enterprise)

  • "What do you want me to do?" -Q

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    Last Modified: 3/23/97
    Wendy Elizabeth Kemp