The Nature & Nurture Corporation

A note to proud parents of newborns: would you like to do your country a service?
Earn over $10,000 for doing almost nothing at all?

You can volunteer to render us your services at no cost to yourselves or your child. We are in need of cell-samples from newborn infants, for the purposes of cloning. These clones will not be harmed in any way; in fact, they will be raised by kind and loving families. So dispel any visions of cold and dark laboratories. That is not how we work.

Since the clones, for all intents and purposes, will be genetically identical, any differences in them as they grow up will be due solely to environmental influences. This is our purpose: to discover how heredity and environment contribute to the development of human beings.

We at the Nature & Nurture Corporation were the first to put the cloning industry at the disposal of the "ologies": pyschology, sociology, and biology. We specialize in providing identical pairs of infant clones, (order in pairs only, please) to companies and individuals. They are raised in different environments, and differences between them are as they grow up are analyzed.

Volunteer today! Live secure in the knowledge that your child is contributing to the future. You will be paid at least $10,000; more if the child is at risk for some genetic disorder or another.

Don't delay - call today!

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Last Modified: 5/4/98
Wendy Elizabeth Kemp