- Willowdale, Ore.:
Illegal for a husband to talk dirty during sex.
- Alabama:
A man can't seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception,
arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
- Newcastle, Wyo.:
Couples are prohibited from having sex in a butcher's walk-in freezer.
- Cleveland:
Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes because they
might reflect up her dress.
- Mississsippi:
S & M is against the law. Specifically:
"The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person
who is nude ore in undergarments or in a bizarre ore revealing costume
for the purpose of sexual gratification."
- Ames, Iowa:
A husband is not allowed to take more than three swallows of beer
while in bed after having sex.
- Connorsville, Wis.:
It's illegal for a man to shoot a gun when his female partner has an
orgasm.
- Harrisburg, Pennsylvania:
There is a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
- Clinton, Oklahoma:
It is illegal to masturbate while watching
two people have sex in a car.
- state of Washington:
There is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
- Tremonton, Utah:
You cannot have sex in an ambulance.
- Alexandria, Minnesota:
A man cannot have sex with
his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
- Kingsville, Texas:
Two pigs cannot have sex on Kingsville airport property.
- Washington, D.C.: There is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face.