If The Heat Don't Get Ya The Smell Will
Willets Dorm
Calling Willets the party dorm is truly underscoring the importance of this architectural masterpiece. While it is true that Willets does have its share of fiestas, the true beauty of the dorm is its smell. Willets is the only dorm on campus that literally has a different totally distinct smell on each of its floors.
The basement of Willets flooded during preseason so it constantly smells of mildew. The first floor, being at ground level, is the most accessible to parting. This causes a beer like aroma to perpetually linger. The second floor is home to a large number of football players, and thus smells very much like throw up. The top floor is home to most of the non-football athletes and is never without the sweat stench of sweat.
Now many will argue quite compellingly that the true masterpiece of Willets is the 90 plus, degree temperature that always prevails. While its true that this phenomenon exists it is not unique to Willets. No, many a dorm on campus including Wharton and Parish can claim to rivaling heat waves. However, Willets is the only dorm on campus where a student can tell what floor they are on just by inhaling on breath.
-sign for Parish's "The Red Party"