Web(ma)ster's Slang Dictionary
thirteenth edition
A.D. (adj). Signifier of how many
years
"After
Dolly" the present
date is. Dolly, the harbinger of multiple lives brought about by the
cloning process, is presently considered an Angel sent from Above.
Historically speaking, A.D. is also a euphemism formerly known as "After
Death", which represented a primary way of keeping track of passing years.
The knowledge of just whose death "A.D." was supposed to symbolize has
been lost in the last century. Rumors have it that the answer is somewhere
in an old paper book called "the bible"; but as there appears to be no
direct reference to the term, or to the definition of the word "bible",
this knowledge has been lost.
Am (n). The country in which we reside;
formerly called America.
Beyonder (n).
Member of the high-status
elite. A person of C-10
status or above, having passed his/her C-10 trial, who endeavors to serve
the community by putting to use his/her wisdom and experience.
Brain-scan (n). A complete synaptic
mapping of the brain, done on
a weekly basis, which is combined with a DNA sample to cee an individual
back to life.
Cee (v). To clone; to bring back to
life.
Cee-Constitution
(n). Section of the
Constitution which addresses
the laws, prohibitions, and regulations involved in the cee process, and
the rules of cee-status and Beyonder attainment.
Cee-status (n). A figure demonstrating the
numerical cee identity
of the present individual; i.e., present clone number. Acceptable
cee-status relative to age requires that an individual's cee-status number
multiplied by eight is no higher a number than that individual's age.
(For example: 8 X
3 = 24, so a C-3 should not be older than 24 years of age).
C-10 trial (n). A trial for those reaching
C-10 status to
determine the lawfulness of lawlessness of an individual's ten deaths; a
trial which determines whether an individual gets deeceed or promoted to
Beyonder status.
Chrono-mental discrepancy (n). Discrepancy
between an individual's
mental and chronological as as a result of the c-process. As DNA samples
are only taken once a year
Cleat (adj). Clean or neat; clear,
obvious; (v). to understand,
comprehend.
Clone (n). A ceed individual; a copy. (v).
to make a copy of,
bring back to life; to cee.
Darwinists
(n). Anti-cloning rebel group
of the belief that
cloning will cause human evolution to stop progressing and start
deteriorating; terrorists who seek to abolish cloning by spreading false
rumors concerning the dangers and dehumanization of the cee process.
Deecee (v). To eradicate cloning status by
limiting an individual
to his/her present life; to make one's life one's last.
DNA sample (n). Annual sample of
deoxyribonucleic acid taken from
all individuals in order to provide the necessary information for ceeing a
new copy of an individual, when that individual dies next. Has a shelf
life of two years, maximum; must be combined with recent brain scan in
order to cee complete individual.
Dolly! (n). Exclamation marking an
experience of profound emotion.
Drone (n). A disposeable being. A clone
which has not been
combined with a brain-scan; the proverbial Òclean slateÓ to be used as
servants, laborers, etc.
High Cee (n). Derogatory term for an
individual who wastes his/her
lives by dying recklessly for sport.
Lawman (n). Law enforcement official
responsible for ensuring that
the Cee-Constitution (and all the other secondary laws) are followed.
Macks (n). Mainframe hackers.
Preference and Personality (PAP) Profile
(n). Constantly-updated
analysis of individual characteristics acting as a proxy for all
individuals in matters of elections, votes, surveys, statistics, etc.
Determines individuals' personality and preference and extropolates what
the individual will do in certain situations (i.e., who the individual
will vote for in a given election) and proceeds to act in place of the
individual, for the individual's best interest.
Primes (n).
Group of radicals endorsing
complete and unrestricted
ceeing on the basis that anything else represents unfair practice; rebels
who provided evidence of the ability of the cee-process to enhance and
improve upon each subsequent clone of an individual through the addition
of mechanical improvements.
Tenners (n). Slang for individuals of C-10
status or above.
Uncleat (adj). Unclean or dirty;
obscure.
Veedesk (n). Working desk which doubles as
a veephone screen.
Last Modified: 5/2/98
Wendy Elizabeth
Kemp