Baby's Got Back

Baby's Got Back

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
She's just!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get wit' cha 
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got make
Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my 'Benz?
Well, use me, use me, cuz you ain't the average groupy!

I've seen them dancin' 
To hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin' like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and he'll tell you that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah),
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH! double up UH! UH!
I aint talkin' 'bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' knock-kneed bimbos lookin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH!
'Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah, baby,
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"!

So your girlfriend grows a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't gotta motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon'
You can do side-bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play the hard role 
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it Miss Thing!
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pulled up quick to get wit' 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back