So, the basic definition of a mullet is having long hair in the back and short hair in the front. Here, Billy Ray Cyrus, who invented the mullet, the internet and the word "Breaky", is sporting an extreme mullet. This mullet is super short on top and super long in back. This is clearly a major problem. In the opinion of María's House of Style, he would look better if a two-year old child attacked his head with pinking shears. However, a mullet can happen to you too even if you don't look like Billyray.
Here is the excessively attractive Eddie Vedder sporting what is in the María definition, a mullet. Some might say that it is bad bangs or "layering" but it is still shorter on top than the bottom. Sad but true. (Under this definition the Jennifer Aniston "Friends" haircut is also a mullet and must be destroyed.) This hair probably stems from Eddie wanting to grow his haircut without getting it trimmed. No matter how hot he might or might not be, he needs to be De-mulleted. No two ways about it. THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU TRY TO GROW YOUR HAIR WITHOUT A TRIM. Don't let this happen to you. Come by, and María will De-mullet you free of charge. It changes your whole outlook- really!
