Random, Fall 2002

Luke (on cats): "They're not domesticated, they're just too small to eat us!"

Audrey: "It's kinda hard to find sky around here. You know, besides by looking up."

Laudy: "I'd rather have a baboon's heart than its ass!"

Branen: "Exploding dog is the most ass-splittingly funny shit on the internet today!"

Jeff: "We were thinking about a SAC-sponsored hotboxing of Tarble."

Random, Spring 2003

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