Kai: "I look up, I look down, I look left, I look right - it's so hard to make a daughter these days!"
Kai: "What would you do with a dog except eat it?"
Jeremy: "You like Microsoft and communism!"
Jeremy: "Oh, I thought you said 'sexretary' - Kai and I have been watching a lot of pornos, so sex is on my mind!"
Kai: "I look stupid!"
Jeremy: "It dawns on him all of a sudden..."
Jeremy: "Kai's taking Third Year Chinese, I'm taking kindergarten."