And Even More Quotes back
That's not sex!
-Rachel describing her lounge activities with Corey

...children with brains the size of houses.
-Rishi

Ever see Mars Attacks?
-Robyn

I'd like an order of cheese fries, and can you put as much cheese on as legally possible?
-Jon

Ok, do me.
-Paul to Eric

WonderWibdewWonderWibdew.
-Claire, studying her computer screen

If only she wasn't my mother. There are so many things...
-Eric

Thy rod comforts me, Roban.
-Paul to Roban as he quotes Psalm 22: "yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of evil, thy ROD and thy STAFF they comfort me"

Roban: Rishi, no more penis jokes for the next hour!
Rishi: I've been shafted again.
BAD RISHI!!
Roban: Rishi, that was a penis joke.
Rishi: That's ok, I can't come up with any more.

Maestro Whitman- I didn't spend six years in evil musicians school to be called Mister, thank you very much.
-Hollis

That's be like if I said 'Grab my tit' instead of 'I'm performing a breast exam on myself'
-Rachel

Why do they need to sing?
-on singing slave girls

The asses have met their sacks.
-Professor Bensch's quote of the day on the blackboard.

Pissing in bottles, playing Madden, poor sobriety in general.
-Rob and Blake

THE PHANTOM OF THE WIND ENSEMBLE
-Paul, describing Claire's role in WE next semester (playing oboe in the audience)

I don't recall ever showing you my little Rishi.
-Rishi to Paul

Ok, I'll just pretend you're a hoagie.
-Chris (to Erica)

I'll give Akira a blow job for queso.
-Roban

I think your breasts are pessimistic.
-Rishi, to Alyssa 		[Fight Club] is the logical extension of pointy.
-Roban 10/22

Robyn: Hey, Claire, they have queso at John Harvard's.
Claire: Who's John Harvard?

Eric is so much funnier than the jokes he tells.
-Roban

NO-RRRIII!!!! I'm scratching my ass! Come on, you'll enjoy it!
-Rachel

Paul: What's that book about?
Eric: Yo momma.
(In reference to an economics book entitled Everything For Sale)

Oh fuck! I hate fucking snowmen!!!
-Alyssa, just in time for the holidays

She's saying that yo momma gave oral sex to Biblical prophets.
-Paul explaining the joke to Eric

They don't look that big, you just have a small face...I realize how you just have big breasts, not a small face.
-Roban, commenting on Megan wearing her bra on her face

Oh yes my lord, he wore his beaver up.
-Hamlet I.i.230

If I'm going to be amoral, get piss-ass drunk and vomit on the floor, at least I'll do it where a Republican has to clean it up.
-Gabe 11/13

Kiss my corduroy ass.
-Alyssa

Fuck morphology.
-Justin

You know it really makes me feel alive when I find myself with one sock on...It makes me realize these are things beyond my control.
-Alyssa, on her religious beliefs

Krista's note to self: Stay away from Thailand and short India (since they're 4'7" and she's 6'0")


Do you ever watch NFL games are realize all of them have cocks?
-Jon

Can't he just go some where in the woods?
-on the excessive use of wacky weed

Maman, regarde le phoque!
-Hollis, speaking more phonetically than literally

Life is one long multiple orgasm
-Prof. Nat Anderson

Writing is a relative term.
-Claire