|Sophomore year Quotes||back|
Are you exorcising the demons from your food?
-Julie to Nori, who is making faces at her devilish pastabar fare
Dude, they're drinking beer out of a frisbee...that would be like someone in orchestra drinking beer out of their violin.
Ben, I'm gonna kick you in the head as soon as I can move.
Yeah, I would like to derive something from the BeastieBoys...like my first child.
I'm sitting here looking at my blinker curse...MY CURSOR BLINK!
-Alyssa, while not writing a paper (5 May)
Ben: This isn't the Beatles.
Alyssa: No, it's Fiona Apple.
Ben: Oh, I couldn't figure out if you just had a really weird sound system or what.
Yeah, where are you gonna hide?
-Pat Murry to Chris Gaal, trying to hide behind his door
Dude, this is totally worth, like, dating you.
-Jacob to Alyssa regarding backscratch massages
Megan: Wasn't he gay?
Roban: He was French, it's pretty much the same thing.
It's like carbohydrates or something.
-Laurel, on marriage
I played Beirut most of the day.
Well, I want to see his [Kellam's] uvula...I'm really jealous.
It will be part of your life forever. Even if you have alzheimers.
Claire: You need holy water.
Pat: I've got a brita filter...
(on exorsizing the demons from Laura
Look at his pants, of course he's urban!
-Alyssa, on Ben
(As said by Alyssa, still asleep, although sitting up in bed and talking...)
I don't know I cant figure that out right now. Are you changing the lamp? Oh nevermind, you have nothing to do with my brain.
Feel my ass, please.
Dry humping, I believe it's called.
Claire, do you have a golf ball, lacross ball, or tennis ball? Or a chinese medicine ball?
I hope no one's offended oh I don't care, I just said penis wrinkle!
Amelia: I need to be wide awake and very healthy.
Katia: I need to fly.
I sucked it up worse than Mrs. Murphy.
Jenny: So what'd you come up with, Alyssa?
Alyssa: I'm not telling.
Jenny: Is it higher or lower than your purity test score?
(on how many people she's kissed)
I would make an absolutely terrible EJ.
It would be very perky suckage.
-Laurel, on state school
Milk me up.
Whoah! Back the anorexia truck up!
Ok, pretend this brush is a tennis racket.
Hey guys, Jenny is getting it on with the oven.
Jenny: Amelia, did you just say something about wanting to get it on with me?
Jenny: Well come in here with the oven.
I hear the stove puts out though.
When your ass falls asleep, it's a real pain in the ass.
-Magic 8 Ball
I never quite got down with her barbequing husband stuff.
Would you have sex with me if I were someone else but wearing these clothes?
Megan: I love how every time you talk about the goats milk, you touch your breasts.
Roban: Well that is where my mammary glands are.
D'ya ever wonder what would happen if you bathed your whole body in toothpaste?