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"What's that mean? There's no pork in it?"
-Craig, on the definitioin of kosher "I'll wear the bag." -Eric, as a tshirt for the desperate woman "I was going to run it by Michael, but he's got his head down Phil's hole." -Damian "Bit of ass contact and whoosh." -Damian, on the destuction of a section "Dig it and maybe it will go away." -Phil "A tiny rampart to repel the pygmy horde." -Phil "Don't worry about getting an erection--we've got one already." -Keffie to Paul in regard to a supersifter "I'm FULL!"v -Keff "Anything lighter than dark." -Erin, on the color of jeans "Beans! Or! Owie!" -Eric "Ooh! I'll make your shorts! Awesome!" -Jenn "A triumvirate of four." -Alvin "When geraniums attack!" -Eric "Irony is my favorite emotion." -Jenn "...and he decided he needed to use my pillow as an ass... no." -Erin "I'm feeling a distinct odor." -Mary "When putting something in your mouth for the first time in your life, suck, don't chew." -Bone Jones "I am not long for this vertical world." -A very tired Claire "She's trying to turn me on... There's a little Claire on Clare action." -Claire "One set of shit smells very like another set of shit." -Barry "One more for posterity." -Emily "I think you have a lot of posterity already." -Eric, face down in the spoil heap, ass in the air "Oh! Jim Bob is a lot bigger than we first thought... If you know what I mean. When we first uncovered it, it was just a little nub." -Jenn "Like laying in the bathtub." -Eric "You digging on my trench?" -Claire to Briece "Rubble rubble rubble, I got funky trench wall trouble." -Claire Katerina: You really want to dig, don't you? Michael: Yes. Katerina: You should got dig someone's butt. Michael: What? Katerina: Does that have connotations? "That was a silent burp if ever I heard one." -Mary "I think there are small shrubs that would make a better president than Bush." -Erin "Teabagged by the BME." -Phil, about the supersift hitting Dan in the face |
"You need more than two people to start an insurrection." -Meg "Can you tell me how to get to the House of the Vets?" -Tourist "The time for comedy is past. Now it's war." -Phil on this year's pseudonym for Blackouts "Oh my god, there's my faceprint." -Elly, sitting up from laying on her stomach on a thermarest in the heat of the afternoon "Holy amphora soakaway Batman!" -David "If I wasn't an archaeologist, I wouldn't think it was hot." -Eric "The best kind of party is a green bean party for 200." -Keffie "That's a fiesta de legume!" -Jenn "He got jamarried in wamaica." -Eric "We've got REALLY cold water and slightly less REALLY cold water." -Els on the temperature of the showers "I have 2000 year old shit down my pants." -Shaina "Nothing is better than an ass in pleather pants." -Shanon "Can you pass the masculine tape?" -Els "Ya know, the shaky box thing?" -Emily re: BME "You better watch it or we'll start throwing rocks at you." -Maureen (i think) "Yeah, Sulla's attack number two!" -Phil "What happens behind the drawing board stays behind the drawing board." -Callie "It's groovy in pot land." -Evan "Look happy in your hole!" -Jackie "You made my tummy hurt with your sins." -Hillary to Dan "You're an advanced student--work it out!" -Dan to Erin about overfilling her water glass "It's all about laying it back on your face and moving it back incrementally." -Eric, about spoons on noses "Are you not impressed with the squishy middle bits?" -Damian to Tim "Corn fed free range self basting monkey shaped nob." -Eric, Phil and Damian "Rick wished me many hours of pleasure with the vibrating Pooh." -Jenn "Comedy Breasts no longer. Comedy Breasts 2004. 2005-When Belgians Attack!" -Phil "Where's the excavating Ho?" -Damian "Tom is spooning the wall." -Keffie "I haven't seen me around much either." -Evan "I got hit in the face by Briece's Massive Erection." -Dan |