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Eric: I like them [clams] cuase they taste like sand. Damian: You must love the beach, Eric. It's like an unlimited buffet. "I am the conjunction of bad joke and serendipity." -Eric (about the Jerry McGuire kid) "You must never let the Unicum see its own shadow." -Phil "Dude, he's old enough to be her mom." -Lisa Rick (to Damian): Tomorrow...you're having sex with Gary. Gary: Yes! Damian: Gary's having sex with the students. Gary: Yes! "Ok, compare willies later." -Rick, to Astrid and Gary Shorty: Gary, I think you're going to turn into a pear someday. Gary: That would be nice, I'm sick of being single. Shorty: I can't talk, it's too tight with the strap on. Kevin: Really? Too tight for a strapon? "People who die on their vomit are usually cool." -Catherine Eric: I'm a social butterfly. More like a chigger or tick. Catherine: Social chigger? Catherine: Ok, so my friend was giving this guy head and he tickled her and the cum came our her nose. [laughter] So be careful. "All this dick is making me want a pretzel...Craig's dick, pretzel." -Hana "I just didn't recognize you, your ass wasn't hanging out." -Hana "Just flog ourselves with our Fanta bottles." -Shorty "Our toilet smells like shit, yours only smell like piss." -Hana |
"I can't stop thinking about the Fresh Prince, it's making me all warm and gooey inside." -Hana "We were forced to take separate showers on several occasions cause i wanted to pick my nose." -Hana, about her boyfriend "It's fabulous, and at the bottom of a really big hole." -Damian, regarding the Villa dei Papyri "Spoon + My ass = you" -Ryan "Tast buds are just a whole cup of...a different cup of...fuckin!" -Leta "D'ya thing that if you were born to a circus family, you'd run away to be an accountant? Disappear one day with a troupe of management consultants." -Pat "We're coming down onto SU7 and it's a big deposit of whoop ass." -Phil (about soccer) "Our team has a certain...je ne se qua." -Craig "Will you help me carry my rotten wood?" -Phil to Shortay "If I was Harry Potter, my wand would be a leaf." -Briece "It's the 'I've got everything under control'-FUCK!" -Damian, upon seeing SU36 (cobbles) "Is there always this much dirt in archaeology?" -Shelly Sinclair "Quit flying in my eye! I say that a lot." -Hana Phil: I have good news and I have bad news. Gary: What's the bad news? Phil: Walls all afternoon. Gary: and the good? Phil: Christ is risen! "I'm all up in Eric's shorts." -Gina "I dreamt of lapilli." -Jen "There's lots of little camp fires going on, but only one has a glowing green pussy." -Stevo |