| AAPP second year student quotes (summer 2002) | back |
| "They'd get raging hardons and not be able to run." -Hannah, on why the Italian football team refused to play against women "It's the smell. It does crackers things to me nads." -Phil, regarding vanilla Mikey: More like the Anglo-American Pub in Pompeii. Phil: Brought to you by Wuhrer. "Let's hope no one is bionic shagging tonight." -Phil "My other hole is a cistern." -Briece "Oh, bloody hell." -Rick, on the discovery of a big hole in AA208 Damian: Fabulous! Briece: What? Damian: It's water! Running down the hill. It's fabulous! Gary: Which is famous for very graphic paintings. Stevo: And lewd and disgusting. "Because there's nothing like some porn in a rain shower." -Lisa "...or if it's an upper class brothel. You come in here, get rid of your kit and say 'I want numerrr...five.'" -Damian "This is not the sort of seedy regio 7 sort of area that you don't come to. You come here if you want cakes." -Damian "It stands for Good Shit." -Simon, on the GS supermarcato "When you're cold-working an object and just....whacking at it..." -Diana "Yes...I am a dog also. Woof woof." -Simon "ITS A FUCKING PIECE OF PLASTER I'VE HAD IT FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS TAKE IT OUT OF THE FUCKING GROUND!!!" -Nicole (what she didn't say to whatsherface) "You know, if we made Anglo-American Pub in Pompeii, everyone would want one and we could make M O N E Y." -Lisa Briece: It's Peroni man... Lisa: And his sidekick... Nicole: ...Wurhur boy. Eric: We gotta get you some tights. "...while pretending to tap dance is the funniest thing in the world. Except for maybe penguins." -Phil "That's not true. Monkeys aren't as funny as penguins." -Phil "I happen to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body...trying to lick my way out." -E-Po Eric: There can only be one Peroni Man. Lisa: And it sure as hell aint Phil. "Sprogged is better than gism'd." -Hannah "Oh, this one's on heat. Oh great. And she's between me legs." -Simon, about Mama "I got a beer and I got a bitch on heat between my legs." -Simon "Claire, now you can feel better about yourself because you saved a big fat ugly assed caterpillar." -Lisa "It looks like you've been mugged by snails." -Phil "We're so advanced 'cause you're so fuckin' retarded." -Phil "I've got enough change to sink an actual battle ship." -Liz | "I feel like I'm at the top of a ski lift and I've forgotten my pants." -Lisa "Dad...If we walk over there, we'll die." -Random girl at the top of Vesuvius Simon: Alvin, are you getting drunk tomorrow? [Alvin nods] Simon: You might wake up with no hair. "I am a ranger and I am superior to all forms of human life." -Mike Burns "Through destruction comes enlightenment." -Amy Wa "This...is sexy archaeology." -Briece "Questo, e Elmo. But Elmo keeps riding my ass, so I have to pick him out." -Gary "I guess I'm just fucked in the head cause it works fine now." -Diana, on the project computer Lisa 1: Doesn't everyone seem taller at night? Lisa 2: If that were true, I'd be nocturnal. "If I wanted to be intimidating, I'd go rawr, like that." -Nicole "I've said three words to Sam in my life. And they were hi, hello, and hey." -Lisa "Jo mama's a Ho!" -Lisa to Alvin "They're kinda girly sweet, like fruity, kinda." -Lisa, on flavored vodka "What is it with this man fashion thing?" -Kevin, on Italian men "It's like the foul sex lotion of the jolly green giant." -Phil, on Unicum "You incompetent cocksplat!" -Phil, to Liz "I have a portable shit shop." -Lisa, about the Pirate Guy's livelyhood "BUT THERE'S NO COUNTRY!" -Lisa, on the Rufnians "Yeah, he bited your head off. Bited. Bited! Yeah, I can talk." -Lisa "It didn't take much doing. Just dumpy levels and Shakespeare. What can I say, I give good dumpy." -Sarah "Where'd the little winky come from?" -Pat "Did you say something about feeling your ass in your eye?" -Amy Dapling to Elly "Oh. I've just creamed my pants, yeah." -Diana, on finding an iron knife blade |