"XKCD"
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "YMCA" by The Village People

(capo 2)

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Geek fan, is your workday too dull?
I said geek fan, bored right out of your skull?
Can you scare up a couple minutes to kill?
Just until your code compiles...

Geek fan, there's a way to stay sane
I said geek fan, put some fun on your brain
There's a website that has just what you need
Guaranteed to raise a smile

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	Just point your browser at XKCD
	Point your browser at XKCD
	It's called XKCD, I don't know what that means
	But it's on everybody's screens

	Point your browser at XKCD
	Point your browser at XKCD
	It's a comic for geeks, posted three times a week
	Head right over and take a peek

Stick figures, but they show such pizzazz
Puns and punch lines, like intellectual jazz
Lots of science, and computers and space
A velociraptor speed race

Humor, for when you need some laughs
And some flow charts and informative graphs
An apartment filled with colorful balls
Spiders crawling out of the walls

	Just point your browser at XKCD...

What if we could blow up the moon?
You could blog it from your hot air balloon
Only watch out for that guy with the hat
You can never tell where he's at

And then, when the humor's enough
You can find some deeply meaningful stuff
Tales unfolding with the passage of time
All the best of reason and rhyme

	So point your browser at XKCD...

		Take a peek at XKCD!