"Weiqi" lyrics by Benjamin Newman ttto: "Sushi-Yucky" by Pat Donohue (capo 2) / C - / / / F G / Am G / C Am / F G C - / I am an eager gamer But games were getting lamer 'Til every game seemed the same And getting samer Until one day Hey, want to play? How 'bout a friendly game of weiqi? The rules they sound so easy There are just two or threesy But you'll get burned 'till you learn Some strategiesy In life or death Count every breath You'll picky uppy tricky weiqi! / F - / C - / F - / C G / It needs two eyes Or it dies, that's a fact! Don't make an oops When your groups get attacked! When you're in deep atari Don't multiply your folly That move is bad, you'll get laddered And you'll be sorry! Don't lose your head Those stones are dead! No slippy uppy tricky weiqi! Keep placing stones Making zones on the board Then try to count The amount that you scored Always the same old story We fight for territory Will I get beat, meet defeat Or win some glory? This game is tough Can't get enough! Let's play a friendly game of weiqi!