"The Reader: Fat Men From Space"
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "The Reader" by Blake Hodgetts

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Young William Pedwee, a victim of dentistry,
Finds that his fillings are radio-grade;
Intercepts signals of unknown identity,
Alien creatures who plan to invade!

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        But when the hamburger spaceships attack,
        Is it better or worse that they only stopped in for a snack?

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                And so the fat men take me,
                Fat Men from Space milkshake me,
                Until the dawn shall wake me and carry me home!