"My Favorite Rings" lyrics by Benjamin Newman ttto: "My Favorite Things" by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein / Em - - - / C7 - - - / Am7 D7 G C / G C F#m7 B7 / Stone-crusted scepters of evil immortals, Wonderful widgets that open up portals, Set with a crystal that glows as it sings, These are a few of my favorite rings. One for the dark lord and three for the elven, Nine for mere men and for dwarven lords seven, Dangerous quest for a hobbit that stings, These are a few of my favorite rings. / Em - F#m7 B7 / Em - C - / A7 - G - / D7 - - - / G ... / Where the mages of past ages Raised great rings of stone, I walk between worlds in that mystical ring, And then I feel right at home! / E - - - / A - - - / " / " / Fine icy girdles around giant planets, Time travel doorway all carved out of granite, Million-mile ribbon-world shadow-square strings, These are a few of my favorite rings. When the starships, on their long trips, Spin for gravity, I look out at the stars from the habitat ring, And there's nowhere I'd rather be!