"My Beloved Histamine (and I Am His)"
lyrics be Benjamin Newman
ttto: "In a Histaminor Key" by Brooke Lunderville

	/ Am - D Am / - - G D / 1st / Am G - D / Am G E Am /

	Stay away, stay away, you big dumb anti-histamine!
	That barrier's there for a reason, you know!
	I have my own boyfriend who totally fits with me --
	We're made for each other, and I like him just so:
	I don't want you to come between me and my beau!

/ Am D - Am / / / /

The job of my cousin's to itch and inflame --
I think we all agree she can be a bit much --
So our neighborhood pharmacist called you by name,
For she knew that my cousin would be calmed by your touch.

But you were not content with the job you were given --
You also desired to couple with me!
We want back to the pharmicist, and she's kindly written
A restraining order so you'll let me be!

	Stay away, stay away, you big dumb anti-histamine...

My beloved is histamine, he fits me just right --
Things were perfect between us 'til you came along.
Keep your rings aromatic out of my active site,
For whenever you touch me, all my signals go wrong!

Do you want me to tell you the reason I'm bitching?
In praising my virtue, you made a mistake!
Like my dear country cousin, your words set me itching,
For my job's not sedation, but keeping awake!

	Stay away, stay away, you big dumb anti-histamine...