"The Incident" by Benjamin Newman An alchemist one day discovered an urge To summon an angel, and kiss her, and merge Divinity draws us, we long for the sky And we don't always know what we're seeking, or why He set up a lab, and he gathered a team He gave it his all in pursuit of his dream He acquired the notebooks of those who'd succeeded But they sat on his bookshelf, unread... and unheeded The alchemist didn't know what he was doing Didn't realize the power of what he was brewing Didn't take the precautions -- not meaning to shirk -- But the work drove the madness, and the madness the work The field was established, the vessels were filled And gradually energy started to build The portal was small, but it slowly took form And the air in the lab grew concerningly warm In rare, fleeting moments the angel was seen But always a pane of glass stood in between And he could have stopped there -- the next stage would be rough But to see and not touch her was never enough At last he was ready, at least so he thought But he knew he was doing it, ready or not He said to his team: This is it, wish me luck! Stepped into the field, flipped the switch -- lightning struck The field flared and flickered, the vessels all cracked The terrified team were all taken aback After all the hard work, after all their devotion The portal collapsing... the shock... the explosion... Sharp shards and hot god-stuff went all over the lab The alchemist was scalded, his assistant was stabbed The whole team ran, screaming -- no one looked back again -- And they taped up the door: theohazard, type ten The lab was in ruins, to clean up took a year But when it was done, and the rubble was cleared And the shards were all sorted, and disposed of with care The field was still up, and the angel was there Her robes were in tatters, her wings were unwound The fall had been brutal, the portal unsound After all of the damage, to merge was too much But at least she was there -- they could speak, they could touch In time she recovered, her presence was healing Her countenance kind, her expression revealing She spoke of the dangerous game he had played And he swore he would learn, and she smiled, and she stayed Now, the alchemist could have been broken by guilt But he worked through his fears, and the lab was rebuilt And the field was restarted, though not quite as strong And it still hums away, generating new songs If you summon an angel, be wise and beware Take every precaution, take time to prepare Renew your commitment, check all your equipment And take it from me, 'cause I know -- I was there