"Campbell's Soup"
words by Benjamin Newman

Joseph had a dream
(Nothing's what it seems)
Great bubbling cauldron
And emerging from the steam

Were every race and creed
They had only one need
A hunger deep inside of them
That Joseph had to feed

He looked around the place
Terror on his face
What could he cook to honor
Everybody's tastes?

	He read until he blew his mind
	In every cookbook he could find
	The recipes were well-designed
	For any creed or race

For spices may abound
But (he said) I have found
They taste good together
'Cause they're from the same ground

Every root and shoot
Every leaf and fruit
Every little seed contains
A kernel of the truth

	So throw them in the melting pot
	Stir until it's piping hot
	Serve it up and what'cha got? (Mmmm...)
	Smells like Campbell's Soup!