"The AI of the Cyber"
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

( Em -D Em -D / Em -D C - / D - )
 
//: Em - C - / D - Em - ://

Made a 'droid, a Cyber-machine,
She's plastic and she's fun to be with.
But if you criticise this serious work,
We'll tell you stick your head in a pig!

We're sick of critics who wait in the wings,
And badmouth our work from their armchairs.
If they worked with AI for themselves,
They would see just how far we have come.

	/ C - Em D / / / C - D - / Em ...

	She's a cybernetic friend for you to share and enjoy,
	But philosophers simply can't abide her.
	We say she has a mind, they say she's merely a toy,
	'Cause they can't understand the AI... of the Cyber.

Running low on battery power,
We've got a spare in the back room.
It's on a cart, but there's also a bomb,
If she just pulls it out then Kaboom!

How could she not know that the bomb would come too?
Why'd she miss this transparent conclusion?
If she made every inference her head would explode,
But if not then she'd just be confused.

	'Cause she can't predict the future if she can't use a frame,
	The results of her actions will surprise her!
	It's a dangerous world out there, this isn't a game,
	When you can't understand the AI... of the Cyber.

Locked in a room, with no windows or doors,
Won't you follow this script if you're able?
There's just one catch - you see, it's all in Chinese!
Please refer to this huge lookup table.

If you don't know Chinese you can't play a real role,
And it proves that there's no understanding.
Why should we think about the room as a whole?
It just can't have a mind with no brain.

	Well, if there's anything organic about having a mind,
	We'll just add a potted plant like a Skrode-Rider!
	If you take her apart then not a thought you will find,
	'Cause you can't understand the AI... of the Cyber.

	Life's no walk in the park for your mechanical friend.
	We all know that she has Intel inside her.
	If she starts going crazy we'll debug her again,
	But you can't understand the AI... of the Cyber.