Lotto, Mark
Co-Editor-in-Chief

Before his intrepid infiltration into the Swarthmore gang scene, Mark was regarded as "a sort of goatee-sporting, khaki-clad, pretentious, beatnik, Euro-type." He claims to have been raised by a suave Catalonian barkeep named Luis with a penchant for svelte Swedes and a tendency to recite Kerouac at inappropriate times. Mark claims Luis taught him everything he knows about sex, alcohol, and Must-See TV. Some say Luis is also responsible for Mark's severe neurosis about male-male touching and his desire for mainstream, Phish-loving blondes. Of course, we here at Spikethink Mark's full of shit, since he doesn't speak a word of Spanish and keeps talking about how he swam with the bulls in Venice.