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ALIENS HAVE CABLE (162K) |
"On this cable system we receive over 16 million channels!"
"Do you get HBO?"
"No, that would cost extra."
- Aliens and Bart Simpson
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ALIENS SPEAK ENGLISH (180K) |
"Excuse me, you speak English."
"I'm actually speaking Raichillean. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our
languages are exactly the same. "
- Aliens and Marge Simpson
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BARNEY'S BURP (14K) |
"Burrrp!"
- Barney
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CAFETERIA TESTICLES (28K) |
"More testicles mean more iron."
- Cafeteria Lady
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DAMN YOU SNOW! (86K) |
"Oh my God, Damn! You! Snooow!"
- Kent Brockman
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EMMM BEER (20K) |
"Emmm . . Beer"
- Homer Simpson
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EXCELLENT (20K) |
"Excellent!"
- Montgomery Burns
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HANDLE THE TRUTH (118K) |
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
No truth-handler you!
Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities!"
- Sideshow Bob
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HIDDLEY-HO (18K) |
"Hiddley-Ho!"
- Ned Flanders
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HOMER MEDLEY (218K) |
"Dough! Dough! Dough! . . . " [various 'Dough's in a medley]
- Homer Simpson
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LAY DOWN AND DIE (162K) |
"Would it be alright if I just lay down in the street and died?"
"Hmm . . . Yes, that would be acceptable."
- Grandpa Simpson and Lawyer
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MORE LAWYERS (70K) |
"If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers."
- Lionel Hutz
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SIMPSONS TITLE MUSIC (162K) |
[the music played during the opening credits]
- Danny Elfman
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STAR TREK PARODY (196K) |
"Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow."
"Again with the Klingons. Mr. Scott Give me full power."
"It's not good Captain. I can-na reach the control panel."
- Imitation Voices of Sulu, Kirk and Scotty
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STAR TREK XII PARODY (232K) |
"Captain's Log. Sta
rdate 60,51.
I had trouble sleeping last night; my heiatle hernia is acting up.
The ship is drafty and damp. My complains . . . but nobody listens."
"Star Trek 12: So Very Tired.
See the original cast in their latest, greatest adventure!"
- A fake Captain Kirk and Announcer
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TO HELL WITH IT (30K) |
"Aww, to hell with it!"
- Krusty, the Clown
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WOO HOO! (12K) |
"Woo Hoo!"
- Homer Simpson
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DOWN DOWN DOWN (36K) |
"Down! Down! Down! Go! Go! Go! Mine! Mine! Mine! Whahahahaha!"
- Daffy Duck
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LOONEY TUNES (74K) |
[the Merrie Melodies tune]
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MARS URANIUM PYU-36 (110K) |
"Then bring back the uranium pyu-36 explosive space modulator."
- Marvin, the Martian
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NOW CUT THAT OUT (34K) |
"Now cut that out!"
- Bugs Bunney
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OH DRAT THESE COMPUTERS (50K) |
"Oh, drat these computers. They're so naughty and so complex."
- Marvin, the Martian
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SOMETHING SCREWY (28K) |
"There's something screwy around here."
- Elmer Fudd
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THIS MEANS WAR (34K) |
"Of course you know, this means war!"
- Bugs Bunney
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WAHAHA (12K) |
"Wahahahaha!"
- Daffy Duck
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WAHOO (14K) |
"Wahoo!"
- Daffy Duck
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WHAT'S UP DOC? (14K) |
"What's up doc?"
- Bugs Bunney
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YER DESPICABLE (24K) |
"Yer despicable."
- Yosemite Sam
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