"Ooooh! Floor pie!" -Homer "I didn't take a bath today, and I may not take one tomorrow" --Bartholemew J. Simpson "What's brunch?" "You'll love it; it's not quite breakfast, it's not quite...lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. You don't get exactly what you want for breakfast, but you get a good meal!" --Marge and Jaque "Sure Homer, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no colateral....I'm gonna have to break your legs...in advance. "Gosh, Moe, I use these all the time; couldn't you just bash my head in?" "Hey, hey! Are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works? Now let's do this thing." --Moe and Homer I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle.... how wrong I was.... --bartholemew simpson "There's nary a canine alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!" --Groundskeeper Willie "nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm" --Ralph Waldo Emerson JABBERWOCKY by Lewis Carroll 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome rath outgrabe! "Beware the Jabberwock, my son the jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the JubJub bird, And shun the frumious Bandersnatch! He took his vorpal blade in hand long time the manxome foe he sought, so rested he by the Tumtum tree and stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish though he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame came whiffling through the tulgey wood and burbled as it came! One-two! One-two! and through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, He went galumphing back "And hast thou slain the jabberwock? come to my arms, my beamish boy, Oh frabjous day! Callooh, Callay!" he chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome rath outgrabe! "Ahhh McGarnigle..... ...eases the pain...." .... homer no function beer well without .... do nothing yet leave nothing undone "you can't spell dishonorable without honorable" Homer J. Simpson "I'll tell you everything I know" and love was all he said. --Cat Stevens "Inside the heart of every criminal beats the heart of a ten-year old boy" "and vice-versa" --Bart and Lisa "You can't ask God to kill someone!" "Yeah, you do your own dirty work!" --Marge and Homer, to Bart "What about the buffoon lessons!? The Four years at CLOWN College!" "I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way." --Cecil and "Sideshow" Bob Terwilliger "Oh great. Whenever a woman passes by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting: Oh yeah! Shake it, Madam! Capital Knockers!" --Sideshow Bob In the name of love she came this foolish, winsome girl she was all decked out like a rainbow trout swimmin' upstream in the world Gordon Lightfoot /; ;\ __ \\____// /{_\_/ `'\____ \___ o o } _____________________________/ :--' ,-,'`@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ \_ `__\ ;:( @@@@@@@@@ @@@ \___(o'o) :: ) @@@@ @@@@@@ ,'@@( `====' - MOO. :: : @@@@@: @@@@ `@@@: ~~ :: \ @@@@@: @@@@@@@) ( '@@@' ;; /\ /`, @@@@@@@@@\ :@@@@@) ::/ ) / `,'~~~~~~~~~~~: :~`,~~; ;;'`; : )`vvvv : / `; ; ;;;; : : ; : ; ; : `'`' / : : : : : : )_ \__; ";" :_ ; \_\ `,',' :__\ \ * `,'* \ \ : \ * 8`;'* * `^' \ :/ `^' `-^-' \v/ : \/ you have new cow. 211 HP Lab 8593 Study Lounge 6804 314 (near nelson's ofc) 4089 311 (near lynne's ofc) 4088 Basement 6803 Solar Lab 7799 ___ ___ / \ / \ / \ / \ | V | | JUST LOVE, | \ / \ BABY! / \ / \ / \ / \ / V 7 1 5 3 5 7 = 28/10/1 D Y L A N W E L L S H U M P H R E Y 4 3 5 5 3 3 1 8 4 7 8 9 = 60/6 20/2 17/8 51/6 = 88/16/7 "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless, eatin' machine... ....arrr." --Cap'n Pete Dylan: I'm sorry. Lynn: Did you just leave? (referring to the party) Dylan: Yeah, I left after the guy gave his spiel. Lynn: What spiel? Dylan: I'm sorry. I left the class after the guy gave his intro spiel. Lynn: What?! Dylan: Well, it won't work unless you have the right kind of printer. - - - - - - - - Dylan: You know, you can do math alphabetically! Lynn: Why? Dylan: Why not? - - - - - - - - Dylan: It's good for you to buy me a melascopy-wopy Lynn: What's a melascopy-wopy? Dylan: It's cuter than a melascopy! Lynn: What's a melascopy? Dylan: It's for looking at the stars... (The best man) in his dwelling loves the earth. In his heart, he loves what is profound. In his associations, he loves humanity. In his words, he loves faithfulness. In government, he loves order. In handling affairs, he loves competence. In his activities, he loves timeliness. It is because he does not compete that he is without reproach. --Book Eight of the Tao-te Ching translated by Wing Tsit-Chan Look! Up in the sky! 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It's not even *good* science... But it is good engineering." --Professor Orthlieb Did you make any money? Not yet, but at least I'm in a lot of pain... "When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose! It's how drunk you get" --Homer "Mmmmm... more testicles means more IRON!" --LunchLady Doris "Ay, squiddy, I got nothin' against ya. I just heard thar was gold in yer belly. Har! Har! Har!" --Cap'n Pete "LunchLady Doris... 'ave you got any grease?" "Yes. Yes we do." "Then Grease Me Up, Woman!" "Okey dokey." "I've been having a hard time keeping my clothes on lately..." --Joan Hoffmann "If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot o' ya, and BURN yer town to cinders!" "the mic's on" "I Know It's On!" --gotta love groundskeeper willie "Watch it, Quimby, I've got pictures of you!" "You don't scare me! That could be anyone's ass!" --Police Chief Wiggum and Mayor Quimby "Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?" "Hmmm....nope!" --Bart and Homer "So why do you want to be a Big Brother?" "Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge." "Uhh...revenge?" "That's it, I'm outta here." --Big Brothers Rep, Homer's Brain, and Homer "You're not as dumb as you look. Or sound. Or our best testing indicates." --C.M. Burns, to Homer "How does he do it, Smithers?" "He's a love machine, sir." 25 Jan 96: set Swat to a championship memorize all the northern constellations watch the Sox win a championship see UHF decide on a career path increase my vertical jump figure out Quantum Theory Learn as much as possible master astrology Love, love and love some more Get a summer job I like 25 Aug 97: memorize more constellations set Swat to a championship decide an an *initial* career path increase vertical *more* master astrology Learn as much as possible Love even more!! :) have a terriffic senior year! help where I can 30 Mar 98: graduate ie pass E90 find somethng to do next year maintain sanity Be your own Dog -Red Dog slogan Be your own goD -my own slogan "C'mon everybody, get naked! Don't be so stuck up, it'll be great..." --Apu Nahasapeemapetilon "Rainy Day People all know there's no sorrow they can't rise above" --Gordon Lightfoot "When I'm dreamin, you still share my lonely nights..." --Gordon Lightfoot "...and I guess you could say that I lost the argument, but I walked away with the turnips..." --Abraham Simpson "Take this object, but beware, it carries a horrible curse!" "That's bad" "But it comes with a free frougurt!" "That's good!" "The frougurt is also cursed." "That's bad" "But it comes with your choice of topping!" "That's good!" "The topping contains potassium benzoate." "That's bad." --Homer and the weird curio shop guy no tv and no beer make homer... something something...... Go crazy? DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! We may lose and we may win Though we will never be here again. "Take it Easy" Jackson Browne/Glenn Frey Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The Extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B. "What's *that* extra B for?" "That's a typo." "If you are standing still, then you are falling behind" --F.M.A. Siddiqui "Little do you know how much you do not know" --F.M.A. Siddiqui "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright." --Homer J. Simpson "People are finally expressing their *feelings*, with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it's about f***ing time." --Kent Brockman "Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow." "AGAIN with the Klingons...Mr. Scott, give me full power!" "It' no good, kiptin! I cannot reach the control panel!" "I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!" --Abraham Simpson "Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He makes you laugh, He makes you think, He likes to run, And then the thing, with the... ...person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay" --Professor Frink