Party time! Excellent!


Whoooppeee!

The World Wide Web WAILS*!


Well, sufferin' succotash. Look's like yer ol' pal Anya (a Pisces, incidently) has finally got up the gumption to do this home page thang. It's a real beaut, eh? Now I won't go mouthin' off about my Web page philosophy or my life, 'cause heck, I don't reckon I have either one. Let's just say that I have been described as: But enough about me. I need to acknowledge my new acquaintance yet close neighbor Justin Hall, who taught me everything I know about HTML. Here is a sample of what I did in his workshop:

Justin says to make a new paragraph so I can check out this funky spacing trick.
O.K, Justin, you da boss.

If you too want to learn how to hang-10 on the WWW, get some help from Uncle Justin

Here's a little tribute to my hero and pseudo-roomie, Evan Dorn, without whose encouragement and mastery in the realm of raptor passwords I may not have morphed from techno-phobe to cyber-freak.

And now, let's link this baby!


Yahoo -in short, it's all that.

I don't know about you, but I've got a bad case of STAR WARS fever! Check out all the hippest hype on this cultural behemoth, enjoy Yoda's stylin' syntax, watch stormtroopers run into door jams, and much much more!

Ooo, look kids! It's a mystery link to another one of my all time favorite flicks.

Kingdom of Kish -that's right, man, I'm talkin' to YOU.

A little wacky on the junk, Dave?


One of my friends (his name's Tommy Carr) from Virginia (that's where A'm frum, huney) said that this Progressive Directory was a happenin' place to surf. Like whoah, I dunno, maybe it is, dude, if it's like progressive or whatever....yeah....

Ah bon, c'est du francais quoi... Et regarde, 'y a un homme sur la Pyramide, la. Si vous aimez l'action le soir, n'hesitez pas a visiter Le Moulin Rouge. A venir: un lien a La Sainte-Chapelle y Le Palais de la Decouverte (pour ceux qui aiment "jouer avec la science.") Sont les accents possibles avec le WWW?

Here's a swell story (and a little intro music): in the early '70's my dad bought a color T.V. just so he could see the Muppets in color. I shall now carry on the tradition by offering you this link:
The Muppets Home Page

Whoaah, Nelly! Look what cyber-stud Jeff Lockman fished out of the Net. It's the theme song to "Bill Nye the Science Guy", a rockin' T.V. program rather akin to the Muppets in that little kids like it, but big kids really dig it. If you think science rules, or even if you just like explosions and techno music, tune in to PBS every weekday at 4:30 to catch the action.

Feeling rusty on how to work "Erbium doped fiber optics" into casual conversation? Brush up with the pro, Cameron "Chewie" Geddes. His page may be "minimalistic," but he's a way cool pro-earth kind of guy, and he supports wild sammon! Keep up the good work, Cameron!

Itchin' to get hoppin' on that spatula shoppin'? Lucky for you, my pal and favorite Irish setter Jordan Hay has just what you need, and some bonny aardvarks to boot. If you're in the mood for some debauchery, be sure to check out the Bad Ass Cheerleaders home page. Believe you me: it's the baddest page around.

The Promise of this Page

Somewhere deep in the heart of the Cyber Village, there is a hippy spliffy king size trippy

Page o'Deee-Lite

that's gonna groove to horton hears a hoo when I get around to funkifying the scene, if you know what I mean. Click here to download a doodlebug's dream come true (namely, the whole 3 minutes and 51 seconds of "Groove is in the Heart".) Rumor has it that Lady Miss Kier is designing a deeeGORgeous homepage - oh la la!

So stay tuned, my friends and fellow groov-nicks...



Think this page is too verbose? Send this and other scathing criticisms to anya@sccs.swarthmore.edu
*the verb "to wail" used courtesy of Scott Friesen