A Joycean's Guide to CS 10

The First Day

* Stately, plump Robert Richardson came from the Kohlberg hallway, bearing a
floppy diskette on which a mirror and razor lay crossed. He held the diskette aloft and
intoned.
--Introibo ad altare Dei. I have the syllabus.
Halted, he peered to his right and called out coarsely:
--Come up, Scruggs! Come up, you fearful CS 10 student who knowest nothing of
,Cyberspace.

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Htm. what!! I thought this class was supposed to be easy. Okay not so hard Save As
User Folder. All Files My Files.htm. My files, My Goodness, I want mant My Mommy …dot
com. I can’t do this. What! there was homework? No. Well, too late now. All you had
to do was check www.newstructure.com and you would have got it done. Well,
whatever, the club was fun last night.

www.html.goodies. A good source for,uh, html stuff. Okay Simple text. All strung
together. Have to use tags. 'b', 'p' oh my god this is arcane. Not so simple.

Open up browser. Internet Explorer. Why not Netscape?

To put in a link A HREF=http://www.killersquid.com> some words and then www.Killersquid.com

NO work will be accepted after the due date…

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NO, work will be accetped after the due date.