five tons of flax


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A student once asked Malaclypse the Younger: Master, what is the true meaning of Discordianism?

He said: A Zen student once asked his master, what is the true meaning of Buddhism. The master replied, "Three pounds of flax."

The student asked: So is that the answer to my question?

Malaclypse scoffed: Of course not! That was just illustrative.

The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!




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