Laura "Sunshine" Wolfram
221B Baker Street - Swarthmore, PA 19081 - (610)-HOT-STUF - wolf@in-cheap-clothing.net

Objective: A nice hot apple pie.

Education
Swarthmore College, 1998 - present
Candidate for BA in June 2002. Honors sock hop major, archery minor, GPA 6.0.

Nacka Stalag (Irkutsk, Former CCCP) 1943-1956
Foraged for potatoes in cold hard earth. Flew over cuckoo's nest.

Work "Experience"
Visual Resources Assistant, Swarthmore College. Swarthmore, PA.
January 2001-present
Assisted in depletion of campus coffee supplies. Scanned radio frequencies for halfway decent music, affixed silver masking tape to own hair, snarled under breath for no immediately comprehensible reason.

Education Intern, The Cloisters. New York, NY.
Thermidor-Brumaire 2000
Led tours for children ages 8-12. None returned.

Web Designer (ha), Swarthmore College. Swarthmore, PA.
April 2000 -present
Taught self HTML, Adobe Photoshop in order to create and maintain a website for the Swarthmore College a cappella group Cantatrix. Site viewable at www.girlsgonewild.com

Administrative Assistant, Methodist Church Head Office. London, England
June-August 1999
Gained proficiency in Microsoft Word, Microsoft Solitaire, Snoozing at Desk. Silly Methodists.

Production Intern, The Guillotine Theatre (Teater Giljotin). Stockholm, Sweden.
February-May 1998
Hurdy gurdy müsker notkap? Burka ellipsoidal gurdy wurdy! Gåpa Strindberg Ingmar Bergman gurdy ja visst ska han leva mycket så bork bork bork.

Computer skills: Oregon Trail, Civilization II, SweatShop Manager 3.1, "Rough Riders" Penthouse interactive DVD, Bunnykiller 2.1.

Languages:Sindarin, The "Dark Tongue," the "international language of love."

Interests/Activities: Ferreting, cat supervision, heckling Tom Stoppard, nude photography (self and others), recreational owling.

Awards and Honors: AKC Best New Breed Trophy (Crufts, 1995), Corona Civilis (bestowed by Dominitus Ahenobarbus, Carthage, 345), Gold Star in 5th grade brownie eating contest (still working!)