Naked Math Women!
So you're looking for naked math women. Well, it's been a long and
uphill battle, but this page has finally been recognized! Yes, enter
"naked math women" on Google,
and your search will not come up empty. (I feel compelled to point
out that before Google found my site, AltaVista would at least ask if
you wanted to Comparison Shop for Naked Math Women.)
This all started when a couple of my friends were searching for "naked
math women" (with quotes) on the internet, during a bit of Algebra
depression, I believe. We were shocked and appalled to discover that
no results turned up (though if you just searched for the three terms
separately, you got a lot of web pages about bumper stickers). So I
created a link on my web page to search AltaVista, in hopes that, one
day, it would not come up empty. Well, it doesn't! It comes up with
my page, surprisingly enough.
I figured, though, that a lot of people who might be searching for
real naked math women might be disappointed to discover that my page
didn't have any pictures, just the endless-looping link. So, with the
interests of such people in mind, I've decided to include some
pictures of naked math women. You can find these below!
This is me (genuine math woman) thinking about measure-preserving
transformations while naked.
Unfortunately, it's really dark.
This is my roommate (genuine math woman) classifying groups while
naked.
Unfortunately, it's really dark.
(Here
is an awesome song she requisitioned.)
This is several of the SMALL women
(genuine math women) streaking while naked.
Unfortunately, it's really dark.
This is the DSP women (genuine math women) doing classified
mathematics while naked.
It's not really dark, but your browser may be configured to black out
this sensitive information.
(Emily Resseger, Ellen Veomett, Lauren Toney, me, and Monica)
This is the SMP
(genuine math women) toga party.
We're not quite naked, but it's not really dark.
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