List of Turn-ons
- Favorite clothing: Polyester warm-up suit
- Favorite female vocalist: Billie Holiday
- Favorite decade for slang: 1950s
- Favorite type of humor: bad puns
- Favorite Movie Actress: Lauren Bacall
- Favorite Types of Music: 1940s-50-60s R&B, Soul, old Blues
- Favorite Comedien: Rodney Dangerfield
- Favorite Method of Character Analysis: Phrenology
- Favorite thing to listen to late at night: Old radio drama
- Favorite Drink: Ovaltine
- Favorite Play: Death of a Salesman
- Favorite Sport to watch: Baseball (avg. age at a ballgame: 55)
- Favorite Movie: Godfather (then The Bridge Over River Kwai)
- Favorite Subject in High School: History
- Anterior Bicuspids: False