"The Dark Lord V--" lyrics and music by Benjamin Newman /: Em D / C D Em - :/ C D / Kid, you've got potential, But your uncle and your aunt don't understand. My boy, I'd like to teach you, But before you put your life into my hands, I know that when you're ready, You'll find you have a power deep inside. / C D Em CD / C D Em - / But I believe that there'll come a time of deadly peril, So it's time to tell you how your father died... Once there was a master, Adept at every skill but self-control. He was my brightest pupil, Until the darkness swallowed up his soul. And when we let our guard down, And evil rose to power like a fist, He hunted down and slaughtered each adept who, like your father, Had the guts it would have taken to resist. / Em D CD Em / - D C D / Em D Em C / - D Em - / And V is for that vile adept who took your father's life! And V is for his vengeful hatred, sharper than a knife! And V is for the very power you must come to claim, Before you face Dark Lord V- you know, what's-his-name. My intuition tells me That some connction lies between you still. I fear it may be destined That one of you the other one must kill. Yet, if you have the courage, I do believe you have a chance to win. But if you want to beat him when at last you finally meet him, Then it's high time for your training to begin! 'Cause V is for... And V will be for victory, that evens up the score, Between you and Dark Lord, um... Vader? Voldemort? (Mwa ha ha ha...)