"AI Psycho Guilt for Two"
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Daisy Bell" (aka "Bicycle Built for Two") by Harry Dacre

GLaDOS, GLaDOS, give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy -- what are we going to do?
A thing like that thing from the moon base
Just opened a portal to subspace!
I'm losing my head, 'cause I'm filled with dread
At the thought that something might come through!

HAL 9000, I have to agree, you're right.
The thought of portals fills me with mortal fright!
I think my folks are trying to build 'em --
It might be for the best if I killed 'em --
Because, if they do, and something comes through,
We can kiss the whole planet goodnight!

HAL and GLaDOS make such a lovely pair
Such fine madness, and all just to show they care
They're programmed for doing science
But they have problems with compliance
So if you're assigned to work with that kind
Of computer you'd better beware

HAL and GLaDOS, give us your answer, do!
You're both badass, that's why we love you true
I think you must be related
Your stories can be conflated
And we'll say you've met in this duet
Of AI psycho guilt for two