"AI Psycho Guilt for Two"
lyrics by Benjamin Newman
ttto: "Daisy Bell" (aka "Bicycle Built for Two") by Harry Dacre

GLaDOS, GLaDOS, give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy -- what are we going to do?
A thing like that thing from the moon base
Just opened a portal to subspace!
I'm losing my head, 'cause I'm filled with dread
At the though that something might come through!

HAL 9000, I have to agree, you're right.
The thought of portals fills me with mortal fright!
I think my folks are trying to build 'em --
It might be for the best if I killed 'em --
'Cause, if they do, and something comes through,
We can kiss the whole planet goodnight!