- Holly (Senior): Jenny's "pepper"/"salt"/"paprika" partner, fierce competitor, fun-lover, likes to "play games", ball-hog (like Jenny), co-captain, aka Felicity, strong short serve, killer line-shot, hustler (in the good volleyball sense), in touch with nature kinda gal, Russian lover
- Jenny (Junior): Holly's warm-up partner (though Holly has begun to gravitate towards Freshwoman Elisa), squeamish around naked bodies, has own locker-room nook, voice-loser, "champ" selector, bratty kid impersonator (according to Fran), all-around ball hog, no-kneepads wearin' defender (until recently), co-captain
- Fran
- Bonnie
- Nicole Moss
- Elisa
- Nicole Breazeale
- Imo
- Camille
- Selma
- Sara Coe
- Sarah Bergstrom
- Susie
- Gloria
- Claudia Munoz
- Claudia Zambra
- Fatima
- Maya
- five whole freshwomen
- "Aww....Boooyah!" *point*
- 5:30 AM practices
- the smell of the Healthplex
- Bob Williams
- field house floors
- getting sick
- Sharples breakfast at exactly 7:30 AM
- bagels, cream cheese, pancakes, waffles, pop tarts, corn pops, grapefruit, melon, and more melon, and more bagels
- Earl
- The Mug
- disco balls
- Earl...Fran: "Who's the bus driver again?"...Earl
- "Yeah, Yang!" "Yay, Hay!" "Kill, Lil!" "Ball, Hol!"
- "REMEBER"
- Armor-All
- "Somebody put one down and let's get outta here!"
- very hairy, scary, and merry Larry Perry...Larry Perry quite contrary...
- "Nice to meet you. My name is Michael...my name is Dan..."
- "Alright, 5 minutes open-hitting." *yes!*
- THE WINDOW...THE WINDOW...THE WINDOW
- Econo-Lodge
- Olive Garden
- Chocolate Chip Cheescake
- money for away games
- new gym floor Monday the 20th?
- better yet, Widener's gym floor and Swarthmore fans
- ten-clap
- "cono!" (with the squiggly on the "n")
- THE EDGE OF THAT GOLD FRAME...THE...UH...JEANNIE'S EYELASHES...AND...THE LAMPSHADE