I was born in Bloomington, Indiana, and while my first
three years gave me a few things to be frightened of-- the snakes from
Indiana
Jones, my mom dancing in an Indonesian devil mask, the big boys at
the public swimming pool-- it wasn't until we moved to Madison, Wisconsin,
that I really learned how to be scared. The house was
big, the house was old, and, at night, the house was loud. The floors
creaked. The pipes cracked. The radiators banged. In the attic, where my brother and I slept, bats
flew in through the patchy screens, screeching and flapping till Moose(our cat)
bit off their heads. Squirrels scraped the shingles.
Birds sung Verdi in the fiberglass walls. It was as if, lulled into
torpor by its previous, gentler tenants-- drug-pushing dentists-- the house
awoke to our Hartogian din, and summoned its minions in order to shout
us back down.
Each night, before I went to sleep, I clasped my hands together and
counted off on my fingers the things that were going to kill me, and how
I would neutralize each. If burglars came snooping, I'd bash them
with the barbell beneath my bed. If, as in Little Shop of Horrors,
our house-plants grew surly, I'd zap them with the wires of my reading
lamp. And plugging my ears against the moaning laundry, gritting my teeth
against the caterwauling cats, I would slowly fall asleep.
But still I'd dream, about rats and sinking islands.
Several times a week, I dreamt about rats. Rats three times as
big as me, with tails like power lines, and teeth like broken beer bottles.
Rats in multitudes, like a field of toothy grass. White rats.
Brown rats. Rats on sinking islands.
Sometimes I would be an explorer, charting the volcanic rock, until
the boulders grew rodentious mouths and dragged me down to a swirling sea.
Other times, my school had gone there on a field trip. The buses
left without me. The rats emerged to snuggle with me, courteous while
the tide washed us drowning to the silent deep.
When I awoke, my hands still tightly clasped, the cats had left, and
the wind had stopped its moaning. I wondered what there was beneath
the sea, in that dark and silent wash. I had rarely seen rats myself,
but at the skating pond near our house, we saw muskrats quick and black
beneath the ice, tunneling into their burrows. Once a year, my brother
said, an unlucky zamboni driver would be swallowed up by those tunnels
and plunge down into the dark. What did he see, what did he feel,
before he lost consciousness? Did he feel the whiskers of the muskrats
as they nosed past him, unperturbed in their search for fish? (I threw
off my top blanket, its woolen fringe now whiskery.) Did he find the same
mudmuck on the bottom, as when, in the summers, we dove down to capture
turtles and rustle up ducks? And most of all, what did he hear, in
the icy and deep?
I began to sleep less. My feverishly clasped hands offered no
protection from that silent and chilly sea, the inevitable descent into
silence and dark. I had learned to live with noises, with screeching and
scraping and shouts. I couldn't bear the thought of silence, of silence
even inside my head. "Dead, dying, death," I said to myself, a choric
ode whose strophe seemed quieter than quiet. I slept still less.
My mother began to read to me to coax me off to sleep, in marathons
of incantation, in unabridged exposition of The Hobbit and
The Lord of the Rings, C.S. Lewis and the Rats of Nimh. But eventually her voice would grow hoarse and her eyes red, and I would be left to think about rats.
And then my brother bought a radio. When I was a baby, and would
wake screaming from dreams of Indonesian devil-masks, my brother would
take me downstairs to watch re-runs of the Lone Ranger. Now
Tonto was joined by the Shadow and Charlie Chan, and by weather reports
and news reports and sports. Words in endless streams rained upon
me, drowning out the screaching radiators and the caterwauling cats, tugging
me down to sleep. And now in dreams, the rats would speak, about
the coming snow-fall or the Brewers' pitching or the tastiness of Lemon
Tea Snapple. And the school bus came back, to sell me new car insurance.
It was driven by the guy from the zamboni.
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