--by Adina HowardJenny and Alla don't live together anymore, but the freakiness lives on...
We wanted to have a concept for this page, but the fact is - we're freaks, and that's all there is. And we want to expose ourselves. You just don't understand. You think that Alla never talks. That's not true. You think that Jenny is loud and obnoxious. (well, that's true.) You will know. Oh yes. You will know.
Coming soon!! Jenny and Alla do the Seven Deadly Sins!!
quotes
Jenny: "So you'll be at the Asian American Studies lecture at 2:30?"
Alla: "Yeah! With bells on!"
Jenny: "Yeah, Al Bloom is organizing the Dalai Lama to come. He has a lot of money, so I don't think that should be a problem."
Alla: "That Dalai Lama is such a whore. He'll go where the money is."
Jenny: "I always opt for subtlety."
Jenny:[very innocently, after reading out loud from her email every few minutes or so] "So Alla, why are you just lying there? I mean you're not sleeping."
Alla and Jenny:[hoisting a gallon of Zeigler's apple cider] "We shall drink like the gods tonight!"
Jenny and/or Alla: "Aahng-aahng-aahng...."
Jenny:[greeting the door to Willets] "Hellooo..."
Alla: "Why don't you write your papers?"
Jenny: "Why don't you mind your business?"
Jenny and Alla: "Look, it's Narc Miernam!"
Jenny: "Rich, Rich, be my bitch..."
Jenny: "I'm going back to my room."
Alla: "Your room?! It's always about you, you, you!"
Jenny:[to Alla] "Writhe in your insanity. Wriggle in it. Smear your body with it."
Likes
We love our Case Logics. We love putting out CD's in our Case Logics.
We love flipping through our Case Logics. Long live Case Logic!
words we like: sprocket, hummus, seminal, Pisistratus
all things Scottish, including, but not limited to, Sean Connery,
Mel Gibson in Braveheart, arsses, Scottie from Star Trek ("I canna do it captain! I'm not a masheen!")Puff Daddy, lots and lots of Puff Daddy, including but not limited
to "It's All About the Benjamins (baby)", Lil' Kim in leather,
"hold me down, Puffy", the girl in the gold lame prom dress who
threw the garbage can into the trophy case while running with
the rest of the prom rioters through the high school, the one
Korean couple Lil' Kim took a photo with, "Everybody Hurts"communism, marxism, maoism
Jean Valjean and Javert, "There in the dark a fugitive running",
"Who am I?"the wheeze
Disney cartoon movies with sappy songs (actually, only jenny likes that)
Mariah Carey (once again, only jenny likes that)
Shanghai II, "snake, my friend"
George Michael, "Why can't you do it? Why can't you set your monkey free?"
"I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine, I will be your preacher, teacher..."battle cries, must be screeched: "conservatize!", "I'm naked!", "Con Law!"
Dirty-Old-Man Laugh - "Heh-heh-heh...go git 'im boy" (courtesy of Noah)
Fiona Apple, "I've been a bad, bad girl...I've been careless with
a delicate man""Into the Night" by Benny Mardones (oh yes)
"Johjah, aungh, Johjaahh" (that old sweet song)
the unauthorized biography of Jih-Fang Yang
an altar
Get back to Alla's page. Or go to Jenny's.
--created on February 27, 1998 - when Jenny should have been writing her International Politics paper
updated on March 2, 1999