Short Course on the History of Spike
The Destiny of the Working Class is the Dick Joke
By Mitchell P. Morley
Contents
Introduction
Over
the course of its one-hundred-and-fifty-year existence,
Swarthmore’s student body has been the object of many an
epithetical description. Hippy, communist, hideous, unsanitary,
egoistic, elitist, naïve, cripplingly autistic: all of these
terms have been used in various contexts to neatly package the
Swarthmore pupil. Such
claims may oftentimes contain more than a kernel of truth. Yet
the danger of these stereotypical slurs is that they fail to see
the silver lining at Swarthmore, viz., that her students are
highly, even abnormally, literate. (The claim of literacy at
Swarthmore, like all other generalizations, fails to account for
exceptions; for example, a student unfamiliar with the function
of books was recently overheard in the library ruing the
injustice of being unable to complete his latest history paper
due to a Wikipedia outage. (Unfortunately, it could not be
confirmed that this unhappy soul was a froshperson.)
Nevertheless, the ability to read at a fairly high level can be
assumed in most cases.)
In
an environment so fraught with the potential for intellectual
activity, it is hardly surprising that a number of student-led
forays into the world of publishing have been endeavored at
Swarthmore over the years. Some
of these have stood the test of time to become institutions at
the college. Undoubtedly foremost in many students’ minds, not
only for its brilliant Arts and Leisure section, but also for
its IN DEPTH coverage of topics as diverse as the spouting range
of campus water fountains and the Mailbox Crisis of Fall 2005,
is the Phoenix, which stands an outside chance of once again rising from the
ashes. Small
Craft Warnings has also managed to muscle itself a niche
among that significant section of the student body that is
enamored of shoddily written verse.
Some publications have even survived their Garnet
genesis; that we cannot suggest anything negative about Crawdaddy,
started in Paul Williams’ dorm room in 1966 as the first
magazine of rock criticism, is due not only to the fact that we
don’t know its editor personally, but also to the likelihood
that it might actually be worth a read.
Only
history (or some other smarmy Young Turk revisionist) will be
the ultimate arbiter of where Spike will take its place in this illustrious canon, but for the
time being it may be said that this little-rag-that-could has
turned into a monster (perhaps more Loch Ness than King Kong,
but a monster nonetheless) of the Swarthmore literary scene, one
that is eagerly anticipated each semester by its editors,
writers, and layout persons, and lukewarmly received by the
friends of these people and those members of the student body
fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the semi-annual Spike “tosstribution.” (Several copies of the magazine are also
traditionally left on Al Bloom’s porch as part of this
process, although feedback from those quarters has been scarce.)
The magazine’s longevity is due primarily to two factors: the
absurdly generous budget that a forty-thousand-dollar-a-year
liberal arts college can provide for the most minute of
student-group interests, and its uncanny ability to evolve in
these crazy, confused, unstable times.
>>Genesis
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