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Name: Danny Loss
Nickname: Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Year: 2004
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 130
Personal Blog: personal blog: http://dannyscl.blogspot.com
Favorite Tournament: Spring Phling
Favorite Murphy's Mom Joke: Evan Gregory describing having sex with Murphy's mom as similar to eating moldy cheese
Funniest Ultimate Story:At Penn State's Spring Phling 2001 we played Juniata. They had an enormously fat guy, at least 350
(later described as 400 pounds of sleek muscle by Andrew Gregory). Andrew's guarding him on game point (for them), and is poaching
rather significantly, figuring he can pick up any cuts of his. Instead, the big guy gets wide open and lays out for the winning point, to the
utter shock of Grey Gonads.
Paper Plate Award(s):Arkham Asylum Award, for being committed enough to snag a car from my parents after my radio show on Saturday mornings

Name: Xiao Wu
Nickname: 'Wynn'
Personal Website: www.engin.swarthmore.edu/~wwu/
Favorite Website: www.glassdog.net
Favorite Tournament: Y2HK
Funniest Ultimate Story: At the end of Y2HK we got 14 players on the line each side and played barefoot. Complete chaos. No stack, no strategy. Free for all. 6 people would sky for the disc any time the disc went up. Wonderful.

Name: Jared Lenow
Nickname: Jared
Year: 2004
Height: 5'10
Weight: a portly 185 lbs.
Favorite Website: Blackboard
Favorite Tournament: Winter League in Regent's Park
Favorite Murphy's Mom Joke: Whenever Murphy just gives up and starts making jokes
about his own mom, thats just the greatest
Paper Plate Award(s): Punctuality

Name: Andrew Gregory
Nickname: grey gonads
Year: 2004
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 135
Favorite Web Site: www.gilthorp.com
Favorite Tournament: Nationals
Favorite Murphy's Mom Joke: Don't mock her! She is my lover. No, no, really, just kidding. Mock her!
I guess my favorite murphy's mom joke is the fact that his dad has signed our guestbook.
Funniest Ultimate Story: Last year driving to sectionals at Lehigh, me and Big Gay Mule's van ended up at the wrong
campus. We had been supposed to go to the "Goodman campus," but had ended up at the main academic campus instead.
We kept driving around in circles, exclaiming the name the campus on which we were so woefully trapped again and again,
becoming more and more frustrated. Only after we had started leaning out the window and yelling the name of the "wrong"
campus at elderly innocent bystanders did we realize that the "wrong" campus was really so, so right...we were on the Asa Packer
campus. Needless to say, we didn't make it to the tournament.
Greatest Boticelli moment ever: solving the greenberg/rosskam "john jacob jingle heimer schmidt" conundrum.
Paper Plate Awards: Sniper Award, Big Red Award, Ultimate Soldier Award,
The "Its Not like Wayne and Schwartz didn't Already Do that Show" Award.

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