The Caddyshack Test

Easy

Name each of the three ways that Carl tried to kill the gopher. (3)

Flooding (hose), shooting (high-poered rifle), blowing up (plastic explosive decoys)

What brand of candy bar is thrown in the pool, where it is mistaken for human feces? (1)

Baby Ruth

Name each of the five extraneous luxury functions of Rodney Dangerfield's club bag. (5)

Radio, TV, beer tap, phone, "club launcher"

What _should_ Rodney Dangerfield have yelled instead of "fore"? (1)

"Two."

How does Ty measure himself against other golfers? (1)

height

Moderate

Name each of the three authors of the Caddyshack script proper. (3)

Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Doug Kenney

What did the Dalai Lama say to Carl (in the original tongue)? (1)

"gunga lagunga"

What does the bishop say right before he's struck by lightning? (1)

"rat fart"

Which scene precedes the bishop's quest for the perfect round of golf? (1)

Bill Murray's soliloquy: the Cinderella story..."it's in the hole..."

During the final round of golf, what does Lou make a side bet on? (1)

The kid picking his nose (and then eating it)

Difficult

What business does Ty own (but not necessarily run)? (1)

2 lumberyards

What reason does Ty give for not sitting down in Carl's apartment?

He doesn't want to stick to anything

What is the name of the judge's newly christened yacht? What is the name of the yacht that hits it? (2)

"The Flying Wasp" and "Seafood"

To what value did Lou raise the price of Coke, and why did he raise it? (2)

50 cents, because he was losing at the track

Sing the music that plays when the golf course explodes.

[Tchaikovsky, 1812 Overture]