Featured Player of the Week: The Big Gay Mule We sat down with The BGM recently, and asked him how he felt about being nominated for Player of the Week...this is what he had to say: 50 dollars, do i hear 40 dollars? i'/m realyly drunk right now 9postscript \; it/s two in the morning.) . i whosoud have saved the alchohol and gone to eth tournament! we codl kick upenns;s hairless asess drunhk and still have change. or soemthing. drink alchoolc. it;s good. i;m go nnt a spleeep now. i had vodka. dima, do you like vodka? i k i like vodka. it doesn't taste of potateoesm m,, unlike mashed potateoes. get drunk. it's fun, i love all of you! happt happy joy joy!1! brandong,, i;d go frofor 5o dolla, ej's mother for less. but i don;t know i f i have time to drive that far! who is thsi furious george? iliek th e name! it's like coursious geourgem, but furious!!!#1! get drunkk,. it's fun. sleep tight! p.s. iseee many mistakes in thise e-mail, but am going to ignore spell-check, which has the red lines. you should inngoren this e-mail ottoo, because i'm drunk, i've speellled drunk" right repeatedly. $50 dollar and i'm in chicago, drinking! dollers Check out the BGM's performance in the Callahan Challenge... Funniest Ultimate Story: I went over to EJ's room in Hallowell 2nd one night just to hang out, take a break from homework. I had noticed before that EJ likes to take a few complementary after-dinner mints from the Dining Hall, but I hadn't seen what he had on his shelf before. There were about fifty mints in a tidy pile on his shelf. Sheerly out of boredom, EJ had started a mint collection. But wait, it gets even worse. His mint collection, while he said it was there "for a rainy day" had other uses than simple consumption. For amusement purposes, EJ on multiple occasions has counted his mints just to fight boredom. (Mental image here). or maybe put the Vasya Dostionov story, the story about how I got my name, or the one about the UVA guy playing sodomy D on me. Which do you think? (quit asking questions, mule - .ed)